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Postby bill » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:36 pm

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Gonna get ya ass beat
Nasty
Do it till your Dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came into the kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

That fuels a giant dril
Pointed straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth
And get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants hs created

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two wharf avanue

In case anyone was lookin for the lyrics...
I NEED CANDY!
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Postby Ophidion » Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:21 pm

why did i ever show you ATHF /sigh hehe
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Postby Champion Flogger » Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:49 pm

HEH-HEH.. THE SPIDER WITH A BIG-ASS DIAPER.

Get a job!
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hehe

Postby bill » Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:51 pm

well where ever he is...
he's in hell
well where ever that is
its a firey pit of unpleasentness
well where ever that is, and do not say anything


I don't like ppl, I like the juices INSIDE ppl! Nobody's gonna hire a ppl juice eater, I'm INSANE!
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Postby Ophidion » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:16 pm

"you with your... three dimensions"
"what about them?"
"We have 5..."
"th-thousand"
"well i only see 2"
"that sounds like a personal problem"
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Postby beallzaman » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:04 am

Image

Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Ur.
Ur: I am Ur!
Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
Ur: You said it right!
Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
Ur: *We're* the Moon!
Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn. (slams door)
Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied?
Ur: Damn no!

Ur: Man, that pool is bitchin'!
Ignignot: Where shall I place this wet, primitive Earth towel?

Ignignot: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

Ur: On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks.

Ignignot: Let us leave this primitive rock because there's nothing but cavemen here.
Ur: Say goodbye, cavemen. Go beat rocks together, you sissies! Freakin' nerds!
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Postby Ophidion » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:33 am

i can't believe that no one has quoted anything from ooglethorp and emory (the plutonians)
Frylock: Say, what is this thing around your neck, some kind of galactic space collar?
Oglethorpe: Oh this, this is a sweatband.
Emory: Yeah it keeps the sweat out of our eyes.
Oglethorpe: That's what yours does? Mine doesn't work then. It's broken.
Emory: Cuz yours is a droolband, man.

Frylock: Do you have some kind of particle transmitter?
Oglethorpe: Particle tran--What do we look like, a couple of nerds?
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Postby bill » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:04 am

man, this is about candy, I NEED CANDY, you are on the wrong episodes, but thx for contributing =p
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Postby Firouna » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:21 am

Ignignot: Emory and Oglethorp? . . . were not invited, is the end of that sentence. Plutonians are teh suck.


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Postby Serano » Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:37 am

threads like this remind me that I am old and out of touch.
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Postby Nistari » Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:49 am

Don't worry Ser....I'm not that old, and this stuff isn't funny to me...nothing to do with age...
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Postby raming1 » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:39 pm

lol yeah i don't think its all the great either~ but meh =)
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:49 pm

<----- old. I was lost at the word "taffy"
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Postby arielyn » Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:03 pm

For those of you who dont know they are talking about

http://adultswim.toonzone.net/aqua.html

its absolutely hilarious.

kind of like ren and stimpy back in our day :)
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:05 pm

kind of like ren and stimpy back in our day


Who's this "our" you speak of? I'm too old for Ren and Stimpy :)
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