Bilnick's Tribal Fury top 10 (or less) lists

[Bilnick]

Hottest TF chicks in RL.... no particular order

Uilea
Fenina
Arielyn
The TFer that said she was Dorothy Black, the adult film star (Xerasta)
Brikksx

Best Hair

Jahras
Jahras
Meeras
Wuupas v1

Best GL

Drannor
Zyzzerzazz
Serano
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(last place) Bilnick


Best Raid Leader

Phane - dude never got mad at a wipe
Isenhart - always had advice for someone!
Zyzzerzazz - just one more mob to go!

Gheyest TF officer

Arielyn - are his pics still in the media section
Tarvas/Cerius - would rather have a Chevy Malibu over a Camaro....drinks Blue Moon beer(probably with an orange wedge)
Serano - dont ask don't tell, probably still wearing his pink (er salmon) NToV legs
Uilea - Id like pics please send them to bilnick@yahoo.com

Funnest Drunks in Ventrillo

Deglaiel
Teennin
Bilnick - from what I have been told

Mystery TFers....never saw a pic of them

Fnord - my guess he is Jake the Snake Plummer..... former Arizona State QB
Kathar - Steven Spielberg...possibly M Knight Shamylan....or Wink Martindale
Jumjam - Travelocity gnome
Teannin - works with computers, Steve Jobs
Frogstew - definitely Bill Gates

Best non-Americans in Ventrillo

DK - his French accent was great!
Jaella - Euro chick accents! $$$
Kelinu - French Canadian accent
Urtasil

Dirtiest old men

Worff
Mesomeso
Goofydoofy

Hell would freeze before these TFers would spend DKP
Deglaiel - only bought augs
Bilnick - 3000+ DKP and still cant tank a fire beetle at 3% health

Most farts in Ventrillo
Zyzzerzazz

Angriest TFer
Naiin
Mesomeso
Angyish

Feel free to add your own!

[Fnord Shoggothslayer]

No, I am not Jake Plummer. Serano and Jibvalde have met me (no photographic evidence to my knowledge) and can confirm.

[Serano]

I was sworn to no photographs. I also believed he told me his real name was privileged information.

Providing he didn't make stuff up - he is not at all a secret spy or odd peep. My wife concurred - solid regular guy.

[Antok]

Best Hair

Jahras
Jahras
Meeras
Wuupas v1

Hahahahahahahahaha.

[Serano]

I think you mean Wuupas V2.

[Jahras]

Best Spelling:
Zephaniah
Zyz

Most likely to pick an argument:
Ophidion
Wuupas 1.0

Most likely to vote yes:
Goofydoofy

Best battle call:
Conanofcimera

Best secret conspiracy/sex channel:
Veryspecialtome (tbh it was mostly talk about tape worms and porn)
Furychat, demiplane era officer chat (tbh we mostly talked about porn)

Best ninja
Ari in NToV

Best raid leader typo
"Lick up for fag" - zyz

most pointless meme:
For Nistari!

Highest, er tallest:
Drannor
Antok

... I will have to think of more of these

[Ceruis]

Pulling a Zyz on RZTW...except on our own guild....Always love that moment

[bill]

Haha dude when Zyzz did a cannonball dive into the RZTW pit during another guild's run at him, hotsauce.

The first time we killed RZTW, there was a dead GM in the pile of bodies.

Drannor STILL wears his NToV robe, to this day.

Venthos racing us for a BoT tower mini...and out DPS'ing us despite us having the more solid raid. Also, I took a piece of loot from that corpse because, fuck him!

Most likely to vote yes:
Goofydoofy

Hahahaa definitely.

Oh and what did Conanofimmeria have his name changed to, wasn't it like Ravenn or something?

Zephaniah cracked me up. I think he was here before me.

Yay Bilnick, I'm glad someone thought I didn't do horrible =)

Haha @ Ari looting an entire raid boss thinking it was "his corpse".

Dude, its a fucking dragon.

He's on Feathermoon Alliance side in WoW btw. I think Hedorm is also there.

Ophidion, he made me leave the guild! I haven't heard from him in years. Wonder how he's doin.

[Zyzzerzazz]

Its funny because I was just sending down my eye of zomm to spy in on their strat for RZ and being a cleric, I didnt know how to use an eye very well...so as I was running around as the eye....I didnt notice the spell drop as fast as it did, and Zyz ended up jumping into the pit...I cast DA while falling cuz natural oh shit reaction...eneded up in RZs lap and trained him to the raid medding up... Just rediculious...
Dude that single fuck up I did was the spark that killed that poor guild...I forget the name but they pretty much disbanded after I wiped them. And it couldnt have been worst timming since it was like the week of the server merge with maelin...quite the TF impression eh?

Hence the Guildkilla title! I still claim innosence as it was an accident..no lie!

Monks puling in friggin that GoD raid zone...the insane one with the fucking ovens? Never forget that too.

Least likley to lead the guild:
Arielyn
Jibvalde lol

Most Reliable:
Meso
Bilnick

Worst Cleric:
Irishhealer lol

Worst Bard:
Arielyn

Least likley to talk in Ventrillo:
Tennein

Most Likley to leave the guild and go to AD:
That frog Pally...forget the name...damn ...oh Quermity...lol

[saeinya]

lol.. this is a funny list.

[Frogstew]

Good list! Yea, good thing you clarified which Frog Pally, cause Frogstew is still in TF! I've pretty much stopped playing for the time being. I had lots of travel and then LASIK eye surgery, so my eyes have been pretty dry and staring at the computer screen just isn't an option until they fully heal.

Frogstew/Ozzadar

[Stonecrush]

Monks puling in friggin that GoD raid zone...the insane one with the fucking ovens? Never forget that too.

Uuqa? I remember doing those raids.


"MGB HIV!!!!"

Thanks.. just what I always wanted.

"Highest, er tallest:
Drannor
Antok"

I am 6'3 does that count?

It's fun when I can see over cubical walls at work and know when someones walking by that I don't want to talk with. It does take some light footed running to make sure they don't know where I went.

[Bilnick]

"Highest, er tallest:
Drannor
Antok"

I am 6'3 does that count?

It's fun when I can see over cubical walls at work and know when someones walking by that I don't want to talk with. It does take some light footed running to make sure they don't know where I went.

I am over 6' 4" , so no!

[bill]

Hehe yea I'm still clocking in at 6'6".

[Stonecrush]

Wow tough crowd...

That's OK.. I already hit my head enough in most basements. I am short enough to stand between floor joists and not hit occasional nails protruding through the floor where the butcher that built the house missed the joists. I remolded it but I wasn't about to dremel them all.

Either of you find a pipe in the basement the hard way? I can think of 2 people I know that ran down my basement to fast and didn't see the drain line until it was to late. LMAO. "Hey are you ok?"