10 things in golf that sound dirty

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10 things in golf that sound dirty

Postby beallzaman » Mon May 31, 2004 10:36 am

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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Postby Unrokin » Mon May 31, 2004 2:07 pm

hehe
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Postby Champion Flogger » Mon May 31, 2004 4:43 pm

There are many more... golf is full of those straight lines...

For those who have an established handicap.. How many strokes do I get on you?

The dreaded water hazard.. You got that one wet, Bob!

And then there's...Shit Jim! When did you start hooking?
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Postby beallzaman » Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:43 am

Nice pral :thumbup
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Postby bill » Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:35 am

Beall has been a hooker his whole life.
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Postby beallzaman » Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:27 am

It's true I am a man whore...Im hip to dip, the ladys pimp, the womens fight for my delight.
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