37 reasons its great to be a man

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37 reasons its great to be a man

Postby saeinya » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:05 am

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.

16. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking “He must be mad at me.”

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
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Re: 37 reasons its great to be a man

Postby Ulrith » Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:18 am

Suckers !
We are Borg. Your Technological and Biological thingies will be added to the Collective.

Thank you and have a nice day.
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Re: 37 reasons its great to be a man

Postby Hilf » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:52 pm

3. Your last name stays put.
Not so true anymore

4. The garage is all yours.
except for the space taken up by the womans car

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
wedding planner ftw!

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
yes we do if shes fat, ugly, or a man and hes not drunk!

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
17 seconds to be exact

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
Red, White, Blue, Black, Green, and Orange....haha I know 6!

30. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
left loosy righty tighty, whats so hard about that?

35. You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
should change pocketknife to teeth

missing number 37 btw
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Re: 37 reasons its great to be a man

Postby saeinya » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:52 pm

haha i know.. i just copied pasted =p
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Re: 37 reasons its great to be a man

Postby Meso » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:08 pm

12. You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

got me curious. is this like - hot guy across the bar, so slip to the restroom and remove panties?
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