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Postby Goofydoofy » Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:00 am

Some frat boys let three goats loose on the grounds of their college. Before they let the animals go they painted numbers on their sides: 1, 2 and 4. The next morning the campus police were still searching for number three.

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A student who had recently been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder went to the campus medical center. "Doc," he said, "I think one of my personalities may be gay." "And this is causing you discomfort?" the doctor asked. "Yeah," the student replied. "It's kind of a pain in the ass."

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At Christmas break a freshman brought a semester's worth of dirty laundry home to wash. Soon after stepping into the laundry room, he shouted to his mom, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replie. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Illinois."

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Re: Jokes

Postby Ulrith » Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:34 pm

Heheh A tribute to campus bacon everywhere :jester
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