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apologies if your blond but damn its good

Postby dkofklove » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:49 am

Subject: Fw: Best Blonde Joke To Date!
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>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
>I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started."
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>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
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>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
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>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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>She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
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>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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>"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
>these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
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>He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
>cup of tea, and then..."
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>he said with a deep sigh,
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>"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Postby Chadeaux » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:54 am

hahaha DK thanks for the laugh
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Postby Serano » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:44 pm

my wife and I tried that puzzle once too - let me tell you - it is a sham. There is no way to finish that puzzle we had it going for a few days but then ants got in it and we threw it away.
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better one:D

Postby murrowl » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:45 pm

how does a blonde interprit 6.9




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Postby Offem » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:52 pm

HAHAHA Cornflakes that's hilarious!!!

Nice 69 joke too! I giggled like mad.
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