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Postby Chadeaux » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:20 pm

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

THE REQUEST :
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss



THE RESPONSE :
Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations & sometimes other people.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear & clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina
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Postby Offem » Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:02 pm

I needed that for a good laugh. :)
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Postby Badmojo Desade » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:34 pm

I am always willing to put in a little overtime!
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Postby Angyish » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:20 pm

i can work double shifts, GO GO VIAGRA!

that being young stuff is BS
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Postby Jamjum » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:40 pm

I'm always looking to get promoted to a better position
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Postby Stonecrush » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:17 am

Satisfaction garanteed in 5 minutes or your money back...

Yes, I am that good...
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Postby Zyzzerzazz » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:04 am

Satisfaction garanteed in 5 minutes or your money back...

Yes, I am that good...


So your certainly not spending all your non-EQ time getting laid I see..lol

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Postby Stonecrush » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:41 am

we shall see mr. Zyzz!
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Postby ForsakerTrull » Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:47 pm

Yes but playing with real boobies better than staring at blue boobies ....but we still like to see Uilea dying. :eek

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Postby Uilea » Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:59 pm

I do have hawt pixels!
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