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Postby Drigarx » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:35 pm

This made me LOL.....


Subject: How to tell someone you have to go to the BATHROOM

During class, a teacher was trying to teach good manners. The teacher asks the students: "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said .. . "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you Scottie, how would you say it?" Scotty replied, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back. The Teacher replied, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table".

"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny replied, "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

The teacher fainted.
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Postby Yoshikawa » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:49 am

WIN !!
On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide
When the master will storm us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light
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hehe

Postby bill » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:36 am

Her reply:

Is he named Peter?

bada-bing!
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