How come I never thought of this?

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How come I never thought of this?

Postby ThinkInk » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:47 am

One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Tonys', house to play
cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Tonys' wife.

Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up.
When he looked across the table he saw that Tonys' wife had her legs
wide open and no panties on.

He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of
water. To his surprise, Tonys' wife had followed him
into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"

Mike said "Yes, I did!"

Tonys' wife said "Well, you can get more than that but it will
cost you $300."

So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said
"Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Tony will be at
work." Mike said "I'll see you then."

The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, and then he

Later Tony came home and asked "Has Mike been over here today?"

Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact,
he did." Tony said "Good, because that fool came by my job this
morning and asked to borrow $300 until this evening, and he said he would
leave it with you."
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