How to save the Airline Industry

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How to save the Airline Industry

Postby Eubedyen » Sun May 21, 2006 6:32 pm

Here is what we should do. Replace all female flight attendants with
> good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old
> and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
> loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the
> alcohol
> consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country
> would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would
> come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record
> revenues.
> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
> everything myself?
> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton
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