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Postby Goofydoofy » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:15 pm

How many pervets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it out.


What do a Texas divorce and a Texas twister have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.


A man lies sprawling across three seats in a fancy theater. An usher walks by and sees the man. "Sorry, sir, but you're allowed only one seat," the usher says. The man groans but doesn't budge. The usher gets frustrated and summons the manager. The two theater workers try to move the man, without success. Finally, the manager, not knowing what else to do, calls the police. When an officer arrives, he asks the man, "Buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moans. "Where you from, Sam?" the cop asks. "The balcony," Sam gasps.


How can you tell a redneck is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup.

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