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Postby Eubedyen » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:27 am

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
> bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every
> once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
> Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
> out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back
> and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "
> Did you steal it?"
> "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
> parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
> come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
> "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
> time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it
> comes!"
> "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
> the other bag?"
> "Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
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