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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:40 pm

Why do police have such trouble solving murders in West Virginia?

Because all the DNA is the same, and there are no dental records.

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Shortly after they're married, a young couple has a baby. Sadly, the child is born without arms, legs or even a torso. Though their child is just a head, the pair dedicate their live to raising and loving him.

After 20 years, the couple takes a much-needed cruise-ship vacation.

There they meet a European doctor who's achieved a medical break-through. "I know how to make your child whole," the doctor says.

The couple rush home to their bodiless child. "Honey!" the mom says. "We're back from vacation, and we have a surprise for you!"

"Oh, no," the head says, dejectedly. "Not another goddamn hat!"

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