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Postby Eubedyen » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:14 pm

A Red Sox fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Yankee fan he saw
>strutting down the street in the obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would
>swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
>One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
>good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,
>"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the
>road," replied the priest.
>"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear
>passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
>Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he
>instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into
>the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the
>guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."
>Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
>still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to
>the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankee fan."
>"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
>GO SOX!!!
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