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Postby Goofydoofy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:37 am

A man walks into a bar and asks, "Can I get a a Vodka martini?" The bartender replies, "Would you like me to super size that?"

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Rumor has it in the publishing industry that Michael Jackson's new book will be titled The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.

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Postby arielyn » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:17 am

goofydoofy, you need to do more than an 8ball i think. those jokes sucked.

i'm even drunk right now, and they still sucked.

they were the suckiest bunch of sucking jokes that ever sucked.

i gotta go, my crappy kids are listening.
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Postby bill » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:42 am

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Postby Goofydoofy » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:29 pm

FU Ari! The MJ joke was awesome!
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