Pay Raise Request

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Pay Raise Request

Postby Kyriake/Kyriaki » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:56 pm

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in extremely high temperatures.
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Dear Penis

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
I know what's going on, do you?
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Postby Irish » Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:22 am

:jester :jester :jester
Oh that is so damn funny
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