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Postby Goofydoofy » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:34 am

A man calls his boss one morning to say he's too sick to come to work. "What's the matter?" asks his boss. "I have a severe case of anal glaucoma," says the employee. "That sounds like a load of crap!" yells his boss. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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Three out of four fetuses prefer menthols.

Dwarfs almost always have normal-size kids - which probably gets weird around age five.

Lima beans contain trace amounts of cyanide. So folks, load em up for those special dinners!

It would take 517,578 dollar bills to cover a football field, or the annual cocaine tab of a Dallas Cowboy.
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Postby Jahras » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:55 pm

Fact: Caer Cadarn had 5 skilled clerics in the zone.
Fact: Promethian Order had 2 guilded clerics in zone
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Postby Goofydoofy » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:13 pm

Huh?
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whoa

Postby bill » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:39 pm

that was almost booblet-esque
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Postby Ayragon » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:03 pm

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


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Postby coldencynikel » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:33 pm

I remember that one, Fred was bottoming out!
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Postby Serano » Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:20 pm

Facts:



1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
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