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Postby bill » Tue May 17, 2005 4:18 pm

In Massachusetts..

A woman isn't legally responsible for injuries her boyfriend suffered while they were having consensual sex more than a decade ago, a state appeals court ruled Monday.

The man, identified only as John Doe in court papers, filed suit against the woman in 1997, claiming she was negligent when she suddenly changed positions, landed awkwardly on him and fractured his penis.

The man underwent emergency surgery in September 1994, "endured a painful and lengthy recovery" and has suffered from sexual dysfunction that hasn't responded to medication or counseling, the appeals court said.

Although the woman may have exposed her boyfriend to "some risk of harm," the three-judge panel said her conduct during the sexual encounter wasn't "wanton or reckless" and can't support a lawsuit.

The man's lawsuit already has been thrown out by judges in Salem District Court and Essex Superior Court.

The appeals court upheld those rulings while noting that its ruling doesn't apply to cases where someone has negligently infected a partner with a sexually transmitted disease.

"There are no comprehensive legal rules to regulate consensual sexual behavior," Justice Joseph Trainor wrote. "In the absence of a consensus of community values or customs defining normal consensual conduct, a jury or judge cannot be expected to resolve a claim that certain consensual sexual conduct is undertaken without reasonable care."

The man's attorney, John Greenwood, said he is likely to appeal Monday's ruling to the state's highest court.

"It's a case that hasn't been seen before in Massachusetts," he said.

Greenwood argued that consensual sex doesn't mean "anything goes. ... The fact that some behavior was agreed to by the parties doesn't mean all behavior was agreed to by the parties."

The woman's attorney didn't immediately return a telephone call Monday.
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Postby Eubedyen » Tue May 17, 2005 5:40 pm

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is all i have to say
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Postby Whazy » Wed May 18, 2005 11:14 am

hmmm - that guy's penis was either very small or very large.

Can we get a picture of the broken penis please? Did he have to wear a cast and take viagra continually to keep the cast on?

Did she damage the testicles too? I mean the penis is never far from the testicles....

..... maybe I should stop...

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Postby chawpchawp » Wed May 18, 2005 7:27 pm

dont matter on size for that...all it takes is a little too much enthusiasm and just the wrong angle... and SNAP!!! oh god... :puke sorry got carried away there
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Postby spiritlove » Thu May 19, 2005 6:32 am

:jester :jester :jester :jester ~ poor guy :jester :jester :jester
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Postby Eubedyen » Thu May 19, 2005 7:21 am

10 to 1 he goes into porno to,like Bobbit did
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Postby beallzaman » Thu May 19, 2005 2:46 pm

Not if his dick is broke.
Broke dick = no porn :cry
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Postby konakor » Thu May 19, 2005 2:51 pm

Not giving anyway...
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Postby beallzaman » Thu May 19, 2005 2:54 pm

HA!~ thats gross, bet he didn't think he would be takin it in the pooper from now on...lol thats just sick dude.
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Postby konakor » Thu May 19, 2005 3:00 pm

I said nothing about "taking it in the pooper". And I find it disturbing that you assumed i did.
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Postby beallzaman » Thu May 19, 2005 3:14 pm

well you should know better.
your first lesson is free K-man
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