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Senior Bus Tour

Postby Twofists Ofury » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:52 am

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

After the ninth time, the driver asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?", the driver asks, puzzled. Whereupon, the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them!"
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