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Valentine's Day

Postby Goofydoofy » Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:45 pm

I got my wife two gifts for Valentine's Day. One is a T-shirt and the other is a dildo. That way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt, she can go fuck herself.
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hehe

Postby bill » Sun Jan 23, 2005 6:44 pm

I never had the impression you were married :help
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Postby Goofydoofy » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:51 pm

I'm not. It's a joke.
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hehe

Postby bill » Sun Jan 23, 2005 7:52 pm

don't scare me like that, the sheep would be heartbroken
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Postby Conan » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:37 pm

Hilarious Goof!
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Postby Goofydoofy » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:45 pm

I don't have women I need to pay for. I use other peoples women and they pay for them.

Face it, if you have a woman on your arm, your paying bucks one way or another.

You use somebody elses woman, you get the joy and fun of a relationship, but for no charge.
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hehe

Postby bill » Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:52 pm

bro, hookers aren't free. They are somebody else's, still costs tho ;)
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Postby Goofydoofy » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:28 pm

If I ever had a hooker, somebody else would be paying for it. I prefer other peoples girlfriends or wives.
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Postby spiritlove » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:21 am

Bah, I disagree ROFL :plzdie ... not all women are exspensive! Some women do like just being with their man! You just haven't found the right one Goof! It sounds like you need you a valentine lol (and not a bunch of sheep) /sigh where did the sheep come from anyway lol... :smackbottom: It makes me wonder what other men think about women since you say this lol cause I know that all women are not money hungry biatches, but I also know a few that are. You will find that special someone oneday and when you do you will have a different view :love ... [/quote]
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Postby Goofydoofy » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:13 am

I have a great view on women. Hell! I love women. But, they cost money. One person cost x amount of money. Two costs that much more. Now, I'd be willing to spend money on a person I liked, but the farm animals get mad and then I have to deal with a barnyard stampede. Life is complicated.
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Postby spiritlove » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:25 am

doh, you still haven't answered meh on all the farm animals lol.. tell meh tell meh lol I wanna know... are you doing something naughty goofy.. people tell me your crazy.. just how crazy are ya rofl :monkey
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Postby Goofydoofy » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:19 pm

I define crazy.
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