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Postby fendeesha » Tue Jan 11, 2005 6:37 pm

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the intersection with him.

Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."

"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car"
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Postby bill » Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:54 am

the moral of the story is:

Watch out for ppl who go to sunday school!
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Postby Oakenblade » Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:27 pm

My mum is a sunday school teacher. So this story isn't exactly a joke to me, it's a way of life.
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Postby fendeesha » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:55 pm

LOL Oak! Post us some excerpts from your everyday life!
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Postby Oakenblade » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:58 pm

Mom prepares her lesson on Saturday night, me and my dad go to a redneck biker's house to shoot pool and smoke weed. We don't bother her she doesn't bother us we're all happy.
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