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Do I need a shovel?

Postby fendeesha » Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:28 pm

REAL FRIENDS
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems?

Well, here's one that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.


4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.


6. When you are confused - I will use little words.


7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask.
Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can
only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body.



Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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Postby Iksurmunky » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:10 pm

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

Your best friend is still on the floor next to you in the jail laughing his ass off about the whole ordeal you two got into.
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:53 am

I sent that to my Mom. Love ya, Fen :)
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Postby fendeesha » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:06 pm

Why Cal? Does she need a shovel? LOL Love you too!
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