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Who's YOUR daddy?

Postby beallzaman » Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:07 pm

Who's Your Daddy?

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.
These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11; it takes
the
prize. Scary to think these women are breeding . . .

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by
Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide
you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this
helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived
at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man
I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If
you do
manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?
Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had
it
replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the
Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is
Christ
risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all blacks look
the
same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can
you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World;
maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If
I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at
146
Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all,when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Postby Champion Flogger » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:25 pm

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
The phrase, "Honey, can I hold your hair for you" comes to mind. LOL! The questions just build up here. Was she nekkid beforehand? Did the guy just walk over and lift her skirt to find no undies? Etc..etc.. Very funny!

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
I must remember this if I ever become single again!
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Postby beallzaman » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:28 pm

Watch your selfe hehe
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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haha

Postby bill » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:02 pm

:thumbup
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:56 pm

Keep that up and you might be, Pra :phear:
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