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Postby beallzaman » Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:05 pm

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Postby bill » Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:24 pm

GIFT SHOP! :thumbup
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:39 pm

http://www.flybynightclub.com/gift_skinny_dicks.html
http://www.skinnydicksak.com/

A real place about 30 minutes down the road from us. Skinney himself just retired a couple years ago. Little ol' guy about 12 inches around at the waist... Drank PBR in the can :)
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Postby Worff » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:37 am

OMG PBR in a can !!! Haven't seen anyone drink that in decades hehe. Or things like Lone Star in a bottle, and the ever infamous beer here in Texas .... Shiner.

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Postby Bilnick » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:44 am

PBR in a can reminds me of a story from my college days. Buddy of mine was having a party at his house (he owned a house at 22 $$ for parties). Anyway, we needed beer so we sent his girlfriend to the party store to get us some beer. She asked what kind we wanted, so we told her just get a case of blue. We were referring to Labatts Blue. She returns about 20 minutes later with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon, heh. Only beer I have ever returned to the store.
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Postby Morgeness » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:20 am

Bilnick, im ashamed, appauled really. Returning beer to the store??? I am only a "noob" when it comes to alcoholism, but I know one thing... never turn down beer. ESPECIALLY pbr, that shits not too bad.

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Postby Bilnick » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:22 am

We took the Pabst back and got Labatts instead, the party store owner understood...
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Postby Morgeness » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:42 am

only thing i would have returned would have been the empty case.
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Postby Bilnick » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:47 am

Quit lurking and re-join TF ya bastad. :boxing And yes we did drink all the Labatts.
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Postby beallzaman » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:49 am

Amen Morg :thumbup
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Postby copulous » Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:35 am

12 inches at the waist? did he show you or could you just see the bulge???
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:03 am

AT the waist, not BELOW it, lol. Swear to god, Skinny looked like a strong breeze would blow him away.
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