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A true story

Postby Aboobaka » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:15 pm

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called -- and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed
the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog
moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel
chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone
number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to
ring.
Which goes to show that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
moaning.
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Postby copulous » Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:31 am

yep, this was posted a while back and has since been deleted. thanx anyways boo...
YOU LOSE!!!!!
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Postby Kaylar » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:07 pm

LOL. That's ok Boo. I hadn't heard that one before. I got a good laugh out of that. Thx. :)
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Postby Aboobaka » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:27 am

I thought I might have heard that one before, my memory's not so good these days :razz
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Postby copulous » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:46 am

they haven't been lying to you bad....DRUGS ARE BAD!!!
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