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Postby bill » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:10 am

[url=http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php]Who is that, skulking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Drannor, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He howls homicidally:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"[/url]
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Postby Guardrail » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:13 am

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the mountains! It is Guardrail, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"


How'd it know Im an IT geek....LOL
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Postby arielyn » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:46 am

Who is that, sprinting out of the steppes! It is Arielyn, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to smack you until you're pissing shit, then bake cookies!!!"
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Postby Jamjum » Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:18 am

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the wasteland! It is Qurillanea Hollyheart, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"
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Postby beallzaman » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:13 am

Striding through the tundra, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Beallzaman! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to clobber you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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Postby Ophidion » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:58 am

if there was ever an accurate description:

Hark! Who is that, prowling across the fields! It is Ophidion, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries vengefully:

"I'm going to fuck you until you bleed out your eyes, and hijack your momma's airplane!"
Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Postby Trackah » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:21 pm

Stalking over the wasteland, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Trackah! And he gives an ominous scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Thu Jun 24, 2004 1:36 pm

bah, the page is down from my end :(
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Postby Jamjum » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:21 pm

search for the page at Yahoo.com

When it shows it on the search results, click on

'Cached'

This shows a snap of the site that yahoo took. That should get you around any pesky issues you might have with the site (usually).
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:29 pm

Nah, the 'net was just hiccuuping on me. Got it fine now:

Hark! Who is that, skulking on the icy wasteland! It is Calthine, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams mightily:

"I'm going to bruise you so forcibly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

And for the baby:

Zang! Who is that, striding on the desert! It is Drake, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"
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Postby Aboobaka » Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:59 pm

Sprinting on the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Aboobaka! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"This one's for you, mom! I carve into flesh until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
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Postby arielyn » Thu Jun 24, 2004 7:25 pm

man it was a toss up between ophidions and abo, but i think aboo's wins

THIS ONE"S FOR YOU MOM!
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Postby Fnord Shoggothslayer » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:45 pm

Striding across the steppes, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Fnord! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"Hail the blood-letting! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"
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Postby Torkk » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:56 pm

Running over the fields, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Torkk! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I sow darkness and discord with God on my side!!"
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Postby Eilsel_Seaspryte » Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:18 pm

Zang! Who is that, running across the tundra! It is Eilsel Seaspryte, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you scream like a banshee, and grin like a fucking maniac!"
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