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MC Pee Pants

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:36 pm
by bill
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

Gonna get ya ass beat
Do it till your Dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came into the kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

That fuels a giant dril
Pointed straight into hell
Releasin ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth
And get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants hs created

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two wharf avanue

In case anyone was lookin for the lyrics...

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:21 pm
by Ophidion
why did i ever show you ATHF /sigh hehe

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:49 pm
by Champion Flogger

Get a job!


PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:51 pm
by bill
well where ever he is...
he's in hell
well where ever that is
its a firey pit of unpleasentness
well where ever that is, and do not say anything

I don't like ppl, I like the juices INSIDE ppl! Nobody's gonna hire a ppl juice eater, I'm INSANE!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:16 pm
by Ophidion
"you with your... three dimensions"
"what about them?"
"We have 5..."
"well i only see 2"
"that sounds like a personal problem"

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:04 am
by beallzaman

Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot, and this is Ur.
Ur: I am Ur!
Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
Ur: You said it right!
Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our* moon.
Ur: *We're* the Moon!
Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn. (slams door)
Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied?
Ur: Damn no!

Ur: Man, that pool is bitchin'!
Ignignot: Where shall I place this wet, primitive Earth towel?

Ignignot: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

Ur: On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks.

Ignignot: Let us leave this primitive rock because there's nothing but cavemen here.
Ur: Say goodbye, cavemen. Go beat rocks together, you sissies! Freakin' nerds!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:33 am
by Ophidion
i can't believe that no one has quoted anything from ooglethorp and emory (the plutonians)
Frylock: Say, what is this thing around your neck, some kind of galactic space collar?
Oglethorpe: Oh this, this is a sweatband.
Emory: Yeah it keeps the sweat out of our eyes.
Oglethorpe: That's what yours does? Mine doesn't work then. It's broken.
Emory: Cuz yours is a droolband, man.

Frylock: Do you have some kind of particle transmitter?
Oglethorpe: Particle tran--What do we look like, a couple of nerds?


PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:04 am
by bill
man, this is about candy, I NEED CANDY, you are on the wrong episodes, but thx for contributing =p

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:21 am
by Firouna
Ignignot: Emory and Oglethorp? . . . were not invited, is the end of that sentence. Plutonians are teh suck.


PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:37 am
by Serano
threads like this remind me that I am old and out of touch.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:49 am
by Nistari
Don't worry Ser....I'm not that old, and this stuff isn't funny to me...nothing to do with age...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:39 pm
by raming1
lol yeah i don't think its all the great either~ but meh =)

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:49 pm
by Calthine Faeriesong
<----- old. I was lost at the word "taffy"


PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:03 pm
by arielyn
For those of you who dont know they are talking about

its absolutely hilarious.

kind of like ren and stimpy back in our day :)

PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:05 pm
by Calthine Faeriesong
kind of like ren and stimpy back in our day

Who's this "our" you speak of? I'm too old for Ren and Stimpy :)