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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Wed Jun 09, 2004 2:32 am

A toast!

Here's to the woman in the high-heeled shoes;
She'll spend your money and drink your booze.
She lost her cherry but that's no sin:
'Cause she still has the box it came in!

Calthine Faeriesong
"Vengance is counterproductive, always. Not to mention the fact it gets your soul all sticky." Lady Sally McGee
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Postby beallzaman » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:43 am

I'll drink to that :cheers
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Postby bill » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:47 am

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Postby Unrokin » Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:27 pm

wewt :cheers
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