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Old but good still

PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:04 pm
by beallzaman
This is for team Cal and Pral hehe.

How to Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at
your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups. Get in The shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
loofah,wide loofah, And pumice stone. Wash your hair once with
cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair
to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner enhanced with natural Avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15
minutes. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits And legs.
Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray Mold
spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire body
for zits, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly
physique In the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
your ass. Get in The shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow
your nose in your hands And let the water rinse them off. Make fart
noises (real or
artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend
majority of time Washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your
leaving those coarse Butt hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower Partially
dry off. Fail to notice water On floor because curtain was hanging
of tub the whole time. Admire Wiener size in mirror again. Leave
curtain open, wet mat on floor, Light and fan on. Return to bedroom
towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:07 pm
by Bilnick
That is awesome. :jester :thumbup


PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:22 pm
by bill
Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.


PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:27 pm
by Champion Flogger
beallzaman wrote:This is for team Cal and Pral hehe.

:eek Why must I wait till shower time to shake my weiner at her?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:32 pm
by beallzaman
LOL, rock on brothah! :guitar :thumbup

PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:32 pm
by Calthine Faeriesong
It's not the shaking that turns me off, it's the woo-woo noises....

PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:53 pm
by Ophidion
if the peniculars made woo woo noises then i would be extremly concerned for your well being calth

PostPosted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:26 pm
by Unrokin