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10 things in golf that sound dirty

PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 10:36 am
by beallzaman
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 2:07 pm
by Unrokin

PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 4:43 pm
by Champion Flogger
There are many more... golf is full of those straight lines...

For those who have an established handicap.. How many strokes do I get on you?

The dreaded water hazard.. You got that one wet, Bob!

And then there's...Shit Jim! When did you start hooking?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:43 am
by beallzaman
Nice pral :thumbup

3 pah

PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:35 am
by bill
Beall has been a hooker his whole life.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:27 am
by beallzaman
It's true I am a man whore...Im hip to dip, the ladys pimp, the womens fight for my delight.