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A Funny story from Infirno

Postby Ophidion » Mon May 03, 2004 12:19 pm

From good old Infirno:
"I do remember the three block walk to my car and the homeless guy I met along the way. Turns out he needed a ride to the homeless station, and being the evil fuck I am, I told him I could do it, no problem. Even told him I knew where the homeless shelter was! So we make this 5-10 minute walk while he sings me praises about how it's generous people like me who give him hope and who knows what other happy horseshit. We arrive at my car, but unfortunately for him I've remembered that while my car may be yellow, it is not a taxi. I unlock my door, get in, and peel out. Hahaha, peace out homeless man!"
Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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Homeless

Postby Goofydoofy » Mon May 03, 2004 12:42 pm

I hope he never needs somebodies help someday and gets shit on.
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wow

Postby bill » Mon May 03, 2004 12:43 pm

lol so infirno, i miss that bastard!!
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Postby Ophidion » Mon May 03, 2004 12:59 pm

Although that is horribly mean to the homeless man... i cannot help but laugh every time i see it.
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hehe

Postby bill » Mon May 03, 2004 1:43 pm

It has a Jack Handy sort of lucidity.

"Peace out homeless man!"

Which is like:

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because hey, what is that thing."

good times
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Postby copulous » Mon May 03, 2004 4:41 pm

sorry, but i have to say that's some kind of asshole.
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Postby Zyzzerzazz » Mon May 03, 2004 6:49 pm

seems like a good way of getting your car either homless-person smacked, or homless-persons-bodyfluids stained.

Btw, ppl from NJ are complete A Holes~
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Postby Ophidion » Mon May 03, 2004 6:50 pm

I will never deny that fact steve,,, we take pride in it
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Postby Unrokin » Mon May 03, 2004 8:13 pm

lol, yes it's very mean...but damn...still funny >.<
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Postby Zyzzerzazz » Mon May 03, 2004 9:28 pm

at least Kev is honest .....gotta respect the condom~
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Postby Calthine Faeriesong » Tue May 04, 2004 3:13 am

sorry, but i have to say that's some kind of asshole


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very very not funny
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Postby Oakenblade » Tue May 04, 2004 7:43 am

I'm from Ohio and I laughed my ass off
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Postby Bilnick » Tue May 04, 2004 7:49 am

Oakenblade wrote:I'm from Ohio and I laughed my ass off


There's a surprise. :)
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Postby Zyzzerzazz » Tue May 04, 2004 9:18 am

haha Ohio.....

oops srry not funny
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Re: ohio

Postby Champion Flogger » Tue May 04, 2004 10:21 am

Bilnick wrote:
Oakenblade wrote:I'm from Ohio and I laughed my ass off


There's a surprise. :)


Fuck that. People in Ohio aren't like that. Oak would have to be an exception.
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