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Alabama girl

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:53 pm
by cydian1
IF YOU MARRY AN ALABAMA GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the Southeast .

The first man married a woman from Florida . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Georgia. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Alabama . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Re: Alabama girl

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:31 pm
by Carryion
Whats the driffence between a Northern Girl and a Southern Girl?

A Northern Girl say Yes your can.

A Southern Girl say Ya'all can

Re: Alabama girl

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:49 pm
by Goofydoofy
Whats a girl?

Re: Alabama girl

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:52 pm
by Meso
sorta like a shaved goat :thumbup

Re: Alabama girl

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:21 pm
by Goofydoofy
Yum!

Re: Alabama girl

PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:12 pm
by Carryion
Thats one of the things You only notice when they bitching or bending over