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Old Pilots

Postby ThinkInk » Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:55 pm

Old Pilots

Ya think you have lived to be 73 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...

She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, T-6s, flew in WWII in a B-25, and later Sabre jets in the Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I am a lesbian.'
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Re: Old Pilots

Postby Kelinu » Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:18 am

Oh god that is a funny one :P
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