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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:32 am
by ThinkInk
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to comvert it.
Later they get together.

The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion,"

"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God's holy word.
The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptise him."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying on a gurney in a body cast.
"Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."


PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:41 pm
by saeinya
lol :jester