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Joke

PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:17 pm
by Goofydoofy
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife died. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Re: Joke

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:41 am
by Ceruis
Ha ha ha

Re: Joke

PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:26 pm
by arrern
AMEN BROTHER