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airplane ride

PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:52 pm
by Bilnick
A man finds himself sitting next to the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen on an airplane. He attempts to break the ice: "Flying for business or pleasure?" She responds: "Business - I'm a keynote speaker at the Nymphomaniac's Convention. I'll be talking about common myths about sexuality. For instance, it is said that black men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it is Native Americans. And they say Frenchmen are the best lovers, but actually it is Jewish men. And, as it turns out, the men with the most sexual stamina are Southern Rednecks. But I'm sorry, here I am talking, and I never even asked your name." The man replies: "Tonto... Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba!"

Re: airplane ride

PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:02 am
by saeinya