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Life Savers for all...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:27 pm
by ThinkInk
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,
one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

"Red.............cherry,"

"Yellow...........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

"Orange........orange."

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,

"Oh my God!!! They're Assholes!!!"

Re: Life Savers for all...

PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:53 am
by saeinya
roflmao