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The moral of the story

Postby ThinkInk » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:55 pm

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Tony, do you have a story to share?

Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory
and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break, and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last
Iraqi with her bare hands.

"Good Heavens", said the horrified teacher. What kind of moral did your
Daddy tell you from this horrible story?

Stay the heck away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.
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Re: The moral of the story

Postby Worff » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:18 pm

ThinkInk wrote:Stay the heck away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.

No kidding eh hehe
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Re: The moral of the story

Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:20 pm

Hustler ftw!
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