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Postby Goofydoofy » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:00 pm

The judge asked the prostitue, "So, when did you realize you had been raped?" Wiping away tears, she replied, "When the check bounced!"


"I've reviewed your case very carefully and have decided to give your ex-wife $300 a week," a judge declared. "That's more than fair," the man said. "I'll even try to kick in a little of my own money."


A man went to the doctor after he twisted his knee playing golf. "You need to stop masterbating," the doctor said. When the man asked why, the doctor replied, "Beacause I am trying to examine your knee."


A blonde called a travel agent and asked, "How long is a flight from New York to San Franciso?" "Just a minute," said the agent. The blonde said thank you and hung up.

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