Page 1 of 1

hehe

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:21 am
by Chadeaux
Ten 'Pet' Peeves Dogs Have About Humans...



'1' Blaming your 'passing gas' on me..... Not funny... Not funny at all !!!

--------------------------------------------------
'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

--------------------------------------------------
'3' Taking me for a walk, then Not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

------------------ --------------------------------
'4' Any trick that involves balancing Food on my nose. Stop it!

--------------------------------------------------
'5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff Up when you're not home.

--------------------------------------------------
'6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what A proud moment for the top of the food chain.

--------------------------------------------------
'7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', Then acting surprised when I freak Out every time we go back!

--------------------------------------------------
'8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

--------------------------------------------------
'9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

--------------------------------------------------
'10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

--------------------------------------------------
Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?


A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE...