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Postby Sothran » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:32 pm

**** This is not my joke *****, before the women in the gu(not my joke)ild call an airstrike on my house.

Bill and Janet take their young son Tommy to a friend's wedding. It is a lovely ceremony, but in the end, Tommy has an interesting question.
Tommy walks over to his mother sitting at a table with some of her friends at the reception and asks:
"Mommy, why is that woman's dress white?"
"Well Tommy," Janet replied, "The white wedding dress is a symbol. It is supposed to represent the bride's purity to her husband, and that she has saved her gifts for him"
Tommy, looking somewhat perplexed, just says "Ok, thanks mommy", all the while not truly understanding what his mother had told him.
Tommy decides to ask his fater the same question, in hopes he may have a simpler, more understandable answer.
"Daddy, Why is that woman's dress all white?"
"Thats easy son," Bill calmly stated, "You see, all household appliances come in white."
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Re: Why?

Postby Hilf » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:47 pm

hahah ill have to use that one at work
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Re: Why?

Postby saeinya » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:01 pm

roflmao.. gonna do the same.. and i work with all women .. haha
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