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Funny? I let you decide.

Postby phelddagrif » Fri May 23, 2008 2:01 pm

Boy walks into a confession booth and says Bless me father for i have sinned, i have been with a loose girl
Priest says is that you little johnny parasi
yes father it is i
and who were you with johnny
i can't tell you father i don't want to ruin her reputation
well johnny i'm sure i'll find out sooner or later so you may as well tell me now, was it tina manetti?
i cannot say
was it theresa volpe?
i'll never tell
was it nina capelli
i'm sorry but i cannot say
was it cathy piriano
my lips are sealed
was it rosa de angelo?
Please father i cannot tell you
The priest sighs in frustration. you're a very tight lipped boy johnny and i admire that but you did commit sin and have to atone you cannot be an alter boy for 4 months, no go on and behave
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend tony slides over and whispers to him, "what did you get?"
johnny says 4 months vacation and 5 good leads
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Re: Funny? I let you decide.

Postby ThinkInk » Fri May 23, 2008 2:30 pm

Funny but true!

Was how I got got my first leads too! And I am jewish to boot! :jester
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