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Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:11 pm
by Goofydoofy
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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Where must you go to find a man who is truly committed?

A mental hospital.

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A man called a divorce lawyer's office and said, "I want to talk to my wife's lawyer." The receptionist replied, "I'm sorry, but he died last week." The next day he phoned again and asked the same question. The receptionist replied, "I told you yesterday, he died last week." The next day the man called again and asked to speak to his wife's lawyer. By this time the receptionist was very annoyed and said, "I keep telling you, your wife's lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The man answered, "I just love hearing that."

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For his birthday, a little boy asked for a 10-speed bicycle. "Son, we'd give you one," the father said, "but the mortgage on this house is $280,000, and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it in our current situation." The next day the father saw the little boy heading out the front door with a suitcase, so he said, "Son, where are you going?" "Well," the boy said, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard Mom tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike."

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