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this made me laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:56 pm
by Chadeaux
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you

have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister

then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small

elderly lady. 'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'



'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Neely, that is

very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight.' she replied. 'Oh,

Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how

a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the

world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,

faced the congregation, and said:

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'I outlived the bitches.'

Re: this made me laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:09 am
by saeinya
ROFLMAO!!!