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not for work :P

PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:20 pm
by Chadeaux
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

THE REQUEST :
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss



THE RESPONSE :
Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations & sometimes other people.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear & clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:02 pm
by Offem
I needed that for a good laugh. :)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:34 pm
by Badmojo Desade
I am always willing to put in a little overtime!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:20 pm
by Angyish
i can work double shifts, GO GO VIAGRA!

that being young stuff is BS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:40 pm
by Jamjum
I'm always looking to get promoted to a better position

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:17 am
by Stonecrush
Satisfaction garanteed in 5 minutes or your money back...

Yes, I am that good...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:04 am
by Zyzzerzazz
Satisfaction garanteed in 5 minutes or your money back...

Yes, I am that good...


So your certainly not spending all your non-EQ time getting laid I see..lol

WTB Stone once a week!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:41 am
by Stonecrush
we shall see mr. Zyzz!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:47 pm
by ForsakerTrull
Yes but playing with real boobies better than staring at blue boobies ....but we still like to see Uilea dying. :eek

Trull

PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:59 pm
by Uilea
I do have hawt pixels!