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Postby Jamjum » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:37 pm

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..
"Holy sh*t ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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