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Postby Fulicity » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:36 pm

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Postby Fulicity » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:39 pm

Bah someone already posted this :finger
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What does a kiss taste like ?

Postby Fulicity » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:41 pm

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants
your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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Postby Fulicity » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:45 pm

Old Indian!

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the
reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eying two U. S. Government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one Official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement.
The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong? The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it"
"No taxes."
"No debt"
"Plenty buffalo"
"Plenty beaver."
"Women did all the work."
"Medicine man free."
"Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing"
"All night have sex."
Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that"
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Postby Fulicity » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:47 pm

The Penis Study

In 2004 the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the U.S. published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and three years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and two cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep the man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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hehe

Postby bill » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:43 am

I thought of Reck when I read that last one, I guess he's my resident Canadian now haha!
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Postby Furlistab » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:48 am

At least we didnt waste all that MONEY!!
But I still love technology
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Postby Bilnick » Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:22 pm

Back in the old days, 75 USD was about 100,000 loonies!

Not anymore though....the Canadian and US dollar are approaching 1:1.
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Postby Serano » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:45 pm

heh - I don't think we have had a time in my lifetime where a Canadian doller was ever worth less than 50 cents (WHERE THE HELL did the CENT symbol go on Keyboards? Damn it keyboard gods I want my little C with the line thru it back!!!!!!!!!!)
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Postby Uilea » Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:50 pm

¢ I am fancy
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Postby EQIsenhart » Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:13 pm

Serano might be more familiar with this brand of keyboards, like from his childhood.

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or better yet:

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Postby Jimbop » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:12 pm

Commodore 64 $$$ I remember playing around with them back in the day, and thought of how awesome it would be if I got to mess around with a 128, which I got to play around with about a year after.
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