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3rd Grade

Postby Eubedyen » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:37 am

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
>students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
>
>Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd
>grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade
>too!"
>
>Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
>While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
>principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
>give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
>go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>
>Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
>to take the test.
>
>Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>
>Harry: "9."
>
>
>Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>
>Harry: "36."
>
>And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
>should
>know.
>
>The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
>the 3rd grade"
>
>Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
>
>The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
>Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
>
>Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
>
>The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
>
>Harry replied: "Pockets."
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>
>Harry: "Pants."
>
>Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
>and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
>
>Harry: "Coconut."
>
>The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
>
>The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
>answer,
>Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
>a
>dog does on three legs?"
>
>Harry: "Shake hands."
>
>The principal was trembling.
>
>Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
>of heat and excitement?"
>
>Harry: "Firetruck."
>
>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
>the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
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Postby Stonecrush » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:44 pm

Ugh thats terrible! haha
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