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Postby Goofydoofy » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:02 pm

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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A man is lying on his deathbed. His wife sits at his bedside holding his hand and praying silently. He looks up and says weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," she replies. "No," he insists, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother." "I know," she replies. "Now just be still and let the poison work."

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One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arms and stands in front of his wife. "This is the pig I screw when you have a headache," he says. The wife looks at him and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm." "I wasn't talking to you."

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Postby Angyish » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:28 pm

that's a good one.
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