The Alligator

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The Alligator

Postby Eubedyen » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:37 am

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the gator will close his

Mouth for one minute.

"Then he'll open his mouth

And I'll remove my unit unscathed.

In return for witnessing this


Each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar,

Dropped his trousers,

And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

The gator closed his mouth

As the crowd gasped.

After a minute,

The man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the

Alligator hard on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth

And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,

And the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

"I'll try it -
Just don't hit me so hard with the bottle.
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Postby Jamjum » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:18 pm

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Postby Yoshikawa » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:00 pm

On the black wind forever we ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom our guide
When the master will storm us
He'll stand high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light
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Postby Venerran » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:56 pm

haha, that's a good one :)
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